Menschliche meerschweinchen - Zombae

While at the mall, Zombae is casually handed a flier: “Sign up to stop critter testing today! Make $$$ while helping the vulnerable critters!” Who wouldn't want to help out those poor critters, right? Friends, not test subjects! When Zombae gets home, she calls up the number on the flier. The friendly and helpful voice on the other end of the phone helps Zombae set up an appointment for later that day. Zombae arrives at the testing facility and begins filling out and signing the stack of forms that state she agrees to undergo any examinations and tests the facility, as well as the doctor, deem necessary. She has no idea what she just signed up for, but as long as it helps the critters and she gets to make a few bucks, who cares?! She wasn't sure what all it would entail and skimmed the paperwork before signing. The only page she studied was the compensation schedule. After returning the paperwork to the front desk, Zombae was buzzed back and waited in an exam room.